JOKES APART # 1
A couple of New Jersey
hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He
doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The
other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He
gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm
soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make
sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back
on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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